Embarrassing Moment owed to the sea

Okay, so we all are curious and today was one of those days for me. Yes yes yes, curiosity killed the cat, and i was the cat.

I was outside me apartment waiting for a friend, and i decided to take a gander of the sea and see how clear it was. Mind you, it was a bleak day and i was sportin my Rainbows (of course) and black capris (thanks kym) and my sweater. I was to the edge of the mini dock and as my left foot stepped on the corner, i noticed that it was just as quickly up in the air. My right foot tried to catch its balance, but unfortunately moss is NOT the best kind of gripping terrane. So before i knew it both feet and lags and waste were submerged in the sea and my elbows were now paddling in the moss for support. Fortunately one elbow managed to strike gold and i was able to wheem my way onto the concrete dock. I looked around and noticed a dog. Phew! This victimized dog was able to witness this monumental bitter-sweet embarrassment in my life. As i uncomfortably gaited my way to the stairs, my mind began to create a less-embarrassing scenario to why half my body was soaking. In the end i came to terms with the fact that I was the lucky one and there was no need to make a cover. I mean, how often can I say i fell into the Mediterranean Sea?